Ever see a diver kiss his wife
While the bubbles bounce above the wate
Come again, come again

Did you ever-eever-eyever in your life-lee-low
See a diver-deever-devver kiss his wife-wee-woe
Way beneath the ocean in the kingdom of the sea
While the bubbles bounce about above the water

No, I've never-neever-nyver in my life-lee-low
Seen no diver-deever-devver kiss his wife-wee-woe
Way beneath no ocean in no kingdom of no sea
While no bubbles bounce about above no water

Well if you're lookin' while they're kissin'
You'll recognise the sight
Of a diver-deever-devver that must be doin' somethin' right.
Way beneath the ocean in the kingdom of the sea
While the bubbles bounce about above the water

Shirley why you see ever-eever-eyever and life-lee-low
And diver-deever-dever and when you say wife you say wee-woe

Why not say ever-eever-eyever and life-lee-low
Diver-deever-devver and wife-wee-woe?

Well why are they kissing beneath the ocean
And what kingdom of the sea
Why are bubbles bouncin' about above the water

Well, beneath the ocean is private and the kingdom *is* in the sea
And kissin' down there's gonna bounce up bubbles naturally

So when you see the bubbles bouncin'
Then you'll recognise the sight of a diver-deever-devver must be doin' somethin' right
Way beneath the ocean in the kingdom of the sea
While the bubbles bounce about above the water

Did you ever-eever-eyever in your life-lee-low
See a diver-deever-devver kiss his wife-wee-woe
Way beneath the ocean in the kingdom of the sea
While the bubbles bounce about above the water?

And did you ever-eever-eyever see a diver kiss his wife
While the bubbles bounce about above the water
And did you ever-eever-eyever see a diver-deever-devver
In your life-lee-low kiss his wife-wee-woe

Did you ever
Did you ever

Ever in your life see a diver kiss his wife
While the bubbles bounce about above the water
Did you ever
Did you ever
Did you ever
No? Never?
Did you ever
Don't say no, never

Ever in your life see a diver kiss his wife
Did you eever-ever-eyever in your life

No.
